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[governorkang]

"This is Kang. Leave a message."

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[momchester]

are you really a dragon? krennic told me there was a dragon here.

[governorkang]

No, though my kind are related. My ward is a dragon, though.

May I know why you are asking?

[momchester]

because dragons are amazing and I didn’t believe that there were any here.

[governorkang]

It's true. Two that I know of, and a few years back another was here for a time.

[governorkang]

Still pissed. You?

[h2no]

tired
really
really tired
do you have any idea if they caught the guy?

[governorkang]

Haven't heard a thing. I'm not surprised, either.

[h2no]

god, that's fucked up
i haven't heard from him or anything. i hope he over exerted himself and died.

was anyone you know involved?

[governorkang]

I would have rather killed him myself.

Not that I know of, thankfully.

[h2no]

good, that's good.
and me too. can't get it all, i guess.

[governorkang]

Unfortunately.

During the Porter event, early Dec - text

[driftsintobuffetline]

Tips on coping with size issues and possibly modifying residences designed for humans to accommodate larger nonhumans? Kinda got an issue that’s not fixing itself here

[governorkang]

You're stuck as a kaiju, aren't you?

[driftsintobuffetline]

Maybe. A little. Hermann isn't feeling great either and I'm hoping it's all related to this shit but I'm worried and I can't fit through the door and yeah. Yeah I'm a little kaiju shaped at the moment.

[governorkang]

Pretty sure it is. None of my powers are working and I'm not feeling well too.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Sick? Hermann's like, more achey and unsteady. What flavor of unwell are you feeling? Are you stuck as human or draconian if powered down?

[governorkang]

Like I got run over by a bus.

Human. *Entirely*, senses and all.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Shit, man. I'm sorry.

If we find a fix, I'll let you know. We're willing to try just about anything. Hermann is working in a big power suppressor for me but idk if that'll help in your case.

Imagine this in the most dry voice possible

[governorkang]

Good news is that if I die like this, I won't kill anyone or destroy anything.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Bad news is that if I do, I’ll probably pollute groundwater and kill some local fauna.

No dying, man. You got the kid to look after.

[governorkang]

The kid is more than capable of looking after himself.

He knows the truth now.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Doesn't mean he doesn't need you around. If nothing else, you're a good influence.

[text]

[pop_of_color]

[Rosa sends over a pic without any further explanation.]

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[mathemagier]

You're receiving this because I'm about to do something fairly reckless.

As you're aware, Newton is still possessed. In the absence of having much in way of options, I've decided to go ahead with attempting to mind-meld with him in an effort to usurp the Precursor's control over him. Unfortunately, this comes with its own risks and I may be corrupted or worse as a result. I'd advise that you don't trust me implicitly after you receive this message, even if I appear or claim to be all right. If we begin to act suspiciously, I believe a telepath may have the most luck in driving out the Precursor's influence.

With a bit of luck, none of this will have been necessary and I apologize in advance for causing any undue stress. I've sent a similar message to Jacob Taylor as well.

[governorkang]

I knew something was off with him.

I'm aware that nothing I say or do will convince you to stop this foolishness, so all that's left to say is good luck.