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[governorkang]

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[governorkang]

You're stuck as a kaiju, aren't you?

[driftsintobuffetline]

Maybe. A little. Hermann isn't feeling great either and I'm hoping it's all related to this shit but I'm worried and I can't fit through the door and yeah. Yeah I'm a little kaiju shaped at the moment.

[governorkang]

Pretty sure it is. None of my powers are working and I'm not feeling well too.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Sick? Hermann's like, more achey and unsteady. What flavor of unwell are you feeling? Are you stuck as human or draconian if powered down?

[governorkang]

Like I got run over by a bus.

Human. *Entirely*, senses and all.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Shit, man. I'm sorry.

If we find a fix, I'll let you know. We're willing to try just about anything. Hermann is working in a big power suppressor for me but idk if that'll help in your case.

Imagine this in the most dry voice possible

[governorkang]

Good news is that if I die like this, I won't kill anyone or destroy anything.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Bad news is that if I do, I’ll probably pollute groundwater and kill some local fauna.

No dying, man. You got the kid to look after.

[governorkang]

The kid is more than capable of looking after himself.

He knows the truth now.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Doesn't mean he doesn't need you around. If nothing else, you're a good influence.